"You're wishin' too much, baby. You gotta stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone oughta be.”
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random memory of when i was studying for o levels in y ouyi's house. i was studying on her bed, and she was studying at the table.

me: (hears rustling sound and looks up) uhh. y ouyi, don't scream but there's a huge monkey behind you. and it's grabbing some potato chips.

y ouyi: (looks behind and screams)

monkey: (grabs the whole bag of chips, runs to the window and climbs down)

of course we locked the windows after that. but later, we saw the same monkey, coming down again past our window with an onion it stole from someone living higher up -.-

and then, again, with a mandarin orange.

haha. hilarious.